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Zostań Patronem Hejto i tylko dla Patronów
- Włączona możliwość zarabiania na swoich treściach
- Całkowity brak reklam na każdym urządzeniu
- Oznaczenie w postaci rogala , który świadczy o Twoim wsparciu
- Wcześniejszy dostęp, do wybranych funkcji na Hejto
Mmm kanapka z pastrami
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"
"Jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again!"
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"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"
"Jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again!"
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@Marshalist o Boże
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August next year
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"What's the difference between an Oral and rectal thermometer?"
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Pasowałaby do pokoju carycy Katarzyny
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O skurwensenc ale akcja
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@Marshalist ... on your anus
When the meeting was scheduled on Uranus.
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No tak trochę złagodniał. Ciekawe czy to kwestia która zmieni jego cyniczny sposób bycia czy to tylko na razie szok
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@Marshalist Z tak wielką zmianą to nie do tatuażysty tylko do dermatologa na biopsję.
@myoniwy I z matematyką u niego też nie najlepiej
@myoniwy niektórzy się z takimi plamkami rodzą i tyle.
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Nie wierzę...
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Na co Ci ta uszczelka od kranu na małym palcu?
@Alawar jak ci peknie uszczelka, to zawsze masz pod reka
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