@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing eh, juz klasyk xD

@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing zawsze śmieszy xD

@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing dzieci miały ułożyć historię ze słowem ananas. Jasio czyta: wczoraj tata przyniósł do domu trzy kilo kiełbasy, wszystko zjadł są a na nas nawet nie popatrzył...

Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about “Timbuktu”.

The priest began:

“I was a father, all my life,

had no children, had no wife.

I read the Bible, through and through.

On my way to Timbuktu.”

Then the Australian told his version:

“When Tim and I to Brisbane went,

we met three ladies cheap to rent.

They were three and we were two,

so I booked one and Tim booked two!”