#heheszki #memy
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@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing eh, juz klasyk xD
@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing zawsze śmieszy xD
@Half_NEET_Half_Amazing dzieci miały ułożyć historię ze słowem ananas. Jasio czyta: wczoraj tata przyniósł do domu trzy kilo kiełbasy, wszystko zjadł są a na nas nawet nie popatrzył...
Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about “Timbuktu”.
The priest began:
“I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu.”
Then the Australian told his version:
“When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!”
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