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@AndzelaBomba

Carlin o "Baby on Board"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7tp40pEXlM

Cytat po Angielsku, ale uwaga przekleństwa.

And let’s not forget the 3 most puke inducing words that man has yet thought of, baby on board.

I don’t know what valueless, soulless, yuppie cock sucker thought of that idea.

No idea who.

Baby on board. Who gives a fuck?

I certainly don’t.

You know what these morons are actually telling us don’t you?

I know you’ve figured this out.

They’re actually saying to us, we know you’re a shitty driver most of the time but because our child is near by we expect you to straighten up for a little while.

Fuck these people.

I run them into a goddamn utility pole.

Right into a pole huh?

Roll that car over.

Bounce that kid around a little bit.

Let him grow up with a sense of reality for Christ’s sakes.

Life doesn’t change because you post a sign.

I’m supposed to alter my driving habits because some woman forgot to put her diaphragm in, isn’t that really nice?

Isn’t that a real treat for me?

Baby on board.

Child in car.

Don’t tell me your troubles lady.

Why don’t you put up an honest sign?

Asshole at the wheel! Asshole at the wheel.

They don’t sell many of them do they?

No.

They give them away free with Volvo’s and Audi’s.

God help us.

And Saab’s.

Some of these misfits buy Saab’s.

We bought a Saab.

Well what’d you buy a Swedish piece of shit like that for?

It’s a safe car.

These people think if they buy a safe car it excuses them for the responsibility of having to learn how to drive the fucking things.

First you learn to drive then you buy you’re goddamn safe car.