Dzisiaj kradne angielski
#dowcipy

- Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no.. I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...