Elon_Musk

@Elon_Musk

@Elon_Musk

We need money for the Edit button, for Surveys, for advertising, for moderators, for IT, for servers and for pizza.

We won't be making money for the next 3 years. You will never get back the money you invested. Which is to say, just like Twitter.

But we only need a promille of the money you want to pay for Twitter. 1 million dollars is enough.

For you it's nothing, for us it's everything.

In return, we offer to place Tesla and SpaceX ads on the portal and in promotional materials. But I don't know why, because Poles are getting poorer and they won't buy a car or fly into space.

And you can come to me on holiday - Blachownia in Poland is a nice, small town with a lake and forests - I will sleep you for free at my house and give you something to eat: bigos and pierogi will taste good to you.

You won't get upset with CEOs and shareholders, because we don't have them.

If you want a 'hug me' button, we will make one.

And everyone will be talking about you again, 'Musk bought a social network in Poland instead of Twitter', imagine the shock they will experience.

So the above offer is better than buying Twitter.

Come on, it'll be fun!

@hejto_pejto Huh, I know

NFT to jest takie gówno jak pomysły Konfy, Ten sam poziom odklejenia. Co gorsza od prawie roku jest horrendalny push na wciskanie ich do gier.

Z serii jak kosić hajs na frajerach

@Havelock_Vetinari @Morrak @magda A jaką mamy pewność, że nie żyjemy w symulacji?

zadna :<

@lubieplackijohn no właśnie

My congratulations @Elon_Musk