An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian were sitting together on a train. Wanting to impress the others, the American pulls out a gun and throws it out the window.

“What are you doing!?” The others exclaimed.

“Aw, “ says the American, “we’ve got so many guns in America that I didn’t really need that one.”

The Russian thinks on this and then pulls a bottle of expensive Russian vodka from his pocket and throws it out the window.

“What are you doing!?” The others exclaimed.

“Is nothing,” explained the Russian, “we have so many bottles of expensive vodka in Russia that I didn’t really need that one.

The Ukrainian thinks on this and then throws the Russian out the window.