A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman saw this and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence!" the farmer said, "This is a special day for me, I am celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses, he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!" she said.

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your hens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock!" he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked her glass against the farmer's and said, "what a coincidence!"

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